“I wouldn’t marry another man, if he had a golden dick and a diamond up his ass.”

Grandma has said this for as long as I can remember.  I think she is hilarious so I will try to regularly post grandma quotes.


4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. fancythis
    Feb 12, 2007 @ 15:54:20

    that’s funny. How bout your dad? He’s come up with some crazy stuff too.

  2. pinkrawkstar
    Feb 12, 2007 @ 16:24:56

    OH, this is SO fabulous! My grandpa was the king of sarcastic one-liners. If only I had documented them all!

  3. mamadoggylove
    Feb 12, 2007 @ 20:43:53

    Heck yeah, Grandma!!

    What a funny lady! Can’t wait to read more of them…

  4. Red
    Feb 13, 2007 @ 08:54:03

    Grannies say the funniest shit!

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