Life After Lemons…

The Quotes

Due to the overwhelming amount of searches that brings people to my blog, here are some quotes for “When life hands you lemons…” If anyone wants to add to the list leave your quote in the comments section. Here goes…

When life hands you lemons make lemonade.

When life hands you lemons add tequila.

When life throws you lemons duck.

When God hands you lemons pray.

When life hands you lemons curl up and take a nap.

When life hands you lemons blog about it!

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then, find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party! (contributed by FancyThis)

When life hands you lemons hope for the best.

6 Responses to "The Quotes"

I liked your quotes, because they were funny!

When life hands you lemons, squeeze them in someone’s eye and hall ass

When life hands u lemons ask god for a cup of sweet tea

When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail

When life hands you lemons, sell them in the market place

When life sends you lemons, ask for more postage

When life provides you with lemons, learn to maintain a lemon grove

When life comes up with lemons, see if there is another direction for the lemons to go

As life hands you lemons, be grateful you received something

When life greets you with a lemon, be careful if you say “no thanks”
When life hands you a lemon, define what the lemon is and how to solve it

If life is a lemon, than figure out why

Is there more… ugh… thanks I needed to think about something else for awhile…

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