Life After Lemons…

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Fat? Homely? Poor? Oh My!

Posted by: lifelemons on: September 10, 2008

Last Thursday as I wrapped up my shopping trip in Walmart accompanied by Hannie and my one of my BF’s. I am getting rung up by the cashier and as she swipes my formula can she says:
Cashier: Do you have your WIC card?
Me: What?
C: If you have your WIC card you can get your formula [...]

GO TO CHURCH ALREADY!

Posted by: lifelemons on: August 26, 2008

This is really getting ridiculous for me. I want to go to church I (literally) need to go to church but I haven’t quite made my want connect with going. I don’t have an excuse for not going other than being tired and don’t forget lazy. I guess too I kind of feel like I [...]

Hannah Banana

Posted by: lifelemons on: August 26, 2008

Hold the Bananas….
Everyone (my husband and myself included) call Hannie: Hannah Banana. Well the first time I gave her bananas I thought she had turned awfully red on certain areas of her face. I tried the bananas again and the same thing happened and she developed little bumps on her skin.
So I guess there will not [...]

The Great Skunking of ‘08

Posted by: lifelemons on: August 9, 2008

It happened yet again to that stupid lovable creature we call Bo.
Around midnight last night I was just getting out of the shower and straightening around the house and the phone rings,
Mom: Did your father cook something and burn it?
Me: I don’t know I haven’t gone down there tonight.
Mom: Well it smells like burnt garlic [...]

Bleeding To Death-*Update*

Posted by: lifelemons on: July 29, 2008

I went to the doctor on Thursday and I had my mom take me because parking is non-existent if you leave work and try to come back. We walked in the office (I had never been there before) and I looked at mom and said, “Man, this guy is going to be expensive! It looks [...]

Bleeding To Death…To Death I Say!

Posted by: lifelemons on: July 22, 2008

Well my nose hasn’t bled since I was pregnant, in case you’re not keeping up that was four months ago. However, since about a month ago my nose has bled 10+ times per week for about ten to fifteen minutes at a whack. Normally, it is after blowing my nose but today out of the clear blue [...]

Nursing No More…

Posted by: lifelemons on: July 15, 2008

Last week I stopped pumping and nursing altogether. The baby was not wanting to nurse good ever since I went back to work, she seemed to become lazy and only wanted the bottle. Then when I pumped I got the most minuscule amount of milk, I used to get an ounce per boob then it got less [...]

What Happened To My BABY?

Posted by: lifelemons on: July 8, 2008

Hannie is not a baby anymore, well she is, she just doesn’t think so.
She wants to be held straight up you can not lay her down and hold her like a baby. She even tries to sit up and suck from the bottle!
She started rolling a few weeks ago and is now a rolly-caterpillar! This morning I [...]

Being Fat Sucks…

Posted by: lifelemons on: June 19, 2008

I’ve discovered that I am extremely  upset about being fat. It really has never bothered me until after I had the baby. I don’t mean to say that I was ecstatic to be fat before the baby it’s just that my fat is somehow different now.  I am the absolute heaviest I have ever been in [...]

La-Te-Da

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 28, 2008

Surprisingly returning to work has not been so bad, the few days before I returned I would occasionally cry and proclaim to Tom that I don’t want to go to work!
I have since gotten over that, Tom was right I have to work so I need to make the best of it and try to get the [...]