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The world is feeling very hectic and crazy right now! The baby is coming soon, apparently 71 days soon according to the right side of the screen. That seems really, really quick!
I guess this is hitting me all at once because we just bought a house on Thursday and we need to fix it up [...]

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 I am so sick and tired of my nose bleeding…at work. It would be different if I was in the comfort of my own home but the damn thing keeps bleeding at work. Maybe I am allergic and should no longer be working…hmm. It bled for thirty minutes today…yes I said thirty minutes. This has [...]

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“A Computer”

Grandma: Are you going to put that on your TV thing, or whatever it’s called.
Translation: Are you going to write that on your (blog) computer.
This one was just too funny not to post! I had said to my mom and grandma that I wanted to write about something and Grandma came out with this one. [...]

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Beatings…

Friday, I went over my mom’s house after work. My nieces were there and Makayla was climbing all over me and talking a mile a minute. We were playing together and she was getting kind of loud. We must have told her a thousand times to quiet down. Finally we told her “if you don’t quiet [...]

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Grandma-isms

“I wouldn’t marry another man, if he had a golden dick and a diamond up his ass.”
Grandma has said this for as long as I can remember.  I think she is hilarious so I will try to regularly post grandma quotes.

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