2007 May « Life After Lemons…

Justice, for once!

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 31, 2007

Driving to and from work is dangerous. Almost everyone seems to be in a hurry and doesn’t want to wait in line. They want to be first, they want to cut you off or speed carelessly. Which leads me to my next story.
I am driving to work this morning and I am coming down RT [...]

Idiots Abound!

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 30, 2007

In: Blabbering On| Clearly| Delaware| I've Decided| This and That| What The Heck Man| Who'd Have Thunk It!
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So, I am driving home from work today and there are two areas on Route 1 that you need to merge into the left lane. These areas are clearly marked with “must merge left” on three different signs. I always make a point to ride in the left lane so that I am prepared to merge [...]

The Commandments in a Nutshell

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 30, 2007

Strategy is stronger than willpower.
Think historically, not just “calorically.”
The problem may be in the food, not you.
Structure gives control.
Separate mood from food.
Take control of your favorite foods.
Slips should teach you, not defeat you.
Stop feeling deprived.
Treat your calories like dollars.
Losing weight is half the job. Keeping it off is the other half.

My friend from work gave [...]

Randomness…

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 29, 2007

In: Blabbering On| Family| Food| Friends| I've Decided| Sadness| This and That| Weight Loss| What The Heck Man| Who'd Have Thunk It!
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On Sunday I went a little crazy and ate a big hot ham ‘n cheese from Hardees and a portion of my dad’s chili cheese fries for lunch
A little later that same day I ate a chicken club toaster from Sonic!
On Friday I had fajitas after 8:00 and I already had my dinner for the [...]

My Mother…Ever the Comedian

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 26, 2007

In: Blabbering On| Clearly| Family| Friends| I've Decided| This and That| Waxing| What The Heck Man
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Mom sent me this email and it was too funny not to post!
Something for you and Laura to consider next time you go for a wax.
http://www.courttv.com/people/scm/articles/102006_scm.html?link=eaf

Match Made In Heaven

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 25, 2007

So, I went to the primary care physician yesterday because Dr. F’s office said so. They wanted me to go so she could decide what needed to be done about the new found diabetes and high cholesterol.
When I left work I started thinking: ”I am not taking cholesterol medicine. I am eating healthy and exercising [...]

Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: lifelemons on: May 23, 2007

In: Blabbering On| Friends| I've Decided| Who'd Have Thunk It!
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Fancythis and I did it! We both got tattoos tonight! We were both super nervous and it was like someone slicing my foot open a million times with a razorblade. But we did it!