Life After Lemons…

Grandma-isms

Posted by: lifelemons on: February 12, 2007

“I wouldn’t marry another man, if he had a golden dick and a diamond up his ass.”

Grandma has said this for as long as I can remember.  I think she is hilarious so I will try to regularly post grandma quotes.

4 Responses to "Grandma-isms"

1 | fancythis

February 12th, 2007 at 3:54 pm

that’s funny. How bout your dad? He’s come up with some crazy stuff too.

2 | pinkrawkstar

February 12th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

OH, this is SO fabulous! My grandpa was the king of sarcastic one-liners. If only I had documented them all!

3 | mamadoggylove

February 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

Heck yeah, Grandma!!

What a funny lady! Can’t wait to read more of them…

4 | Red

February 13th, 2007 at 8:54 am

Grannies say the funniest shit!

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